世上最強的中國式英語！看完暈死!

01．we two who and who？
　　咱倆誰跟誰阿
　　
02．how are you ? how old are you?
　　怎麼是你，怎麼老是你？
　　
03．you don`t bird me,I don`t bird you
　　不鳥我，我也不鳥你
　
04．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！ together up ！
　　你有種，我要給你點顏色瞧瞧，兄弟們，一起上！

05．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!!
　　有事起奏，無事退朝
　　
06．you me you me
　　彼此彼此
　　
07．You Give Me Stop!!
　　你給我站住！
　　
08．know is know noknow is noknow
　　知之為知之，不知為不知...
　　
09．WATCH SISTER
　　表妹
　　
10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse'son can make hole!!
　　龍生龍，鳳生鳳，老鼠的兒子會打洞！

11．American Chinese not enough
　　美中不足
　
12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die
　　車禍現場描述
　　
13．heart flower angry open
　　心花怒放

14．go past no mistake past
　　走過路過，不要錯過

15．小明：I am sorry!
　　老外：I am sorry too!
　　小明：I am sorry three!
　　老外：What are you sorry for?
　　小明：I am sorry five!

16．If you want money,I have no;
　　if you want life,I have one!
　　要錢沒有，要命一條

17．I call Li old big. toyear 25.
　　我叫李老大，今年25。

18．you have two down son。
　　你有兩下子。

19．as far as you go to die
　　有多遠，死多遠！！！！

20．I give you face you don``t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my　face
　　給你臉你不要臉，你丟臉，我翻臉


21. no three no four
　　不三不四


22. seven up eight down
　　七上八下