令人喷饭的中式英语

love who who  爱谁谁

watch sister  表妹

no three no four 不三不四

you me you me  彼此彼此 　　

you give me stop! 你给我站住！

American Chinese not enough 美中不足

You don't bird me, I don't bird you  你不鸟我，我也不鸟你 　

I will give you some color to see see! 我要给你点颜色看看!

you try try see！你试试看！

I call Li old big. toyear 25. 我叫李老大今年25。

You ask me，me ask who？ 你问我，我问谁?

We two who and who? 咱俩谁跟谁？

people mountain people sea 人山人海

Horse horse tiger tiger. 马马虎虎

Know is know, no know is no know. 知之为知之，不知为不知

As far as you go to die. 有多远，死多远

One car come, one car go, two car pengpeng, one car died! 关于一场车祸的描述

Heart flower angry open. 心花怒放

Four Glad Meatballs. 四喜丸子

Chickens That Did Not Have Sexual Experience 童子鸡

If you want money, I have no; if you want life, I have one! 要钱没有，要命一条

You have seed. I will give you some color to see see. Brothers！Together up!  
你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！