最强的“中国式英语”

不鸟我，我也不鸟你

2.you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！ together up ！

你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！

3.hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!!

有事起奏，无事退朝

4.you me you me

彼此彼此

5.know is know noknow is noknow

知之为知之，不知为不知...

6.dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse'son can make hole!!

龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！

7.one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die。

车祸现场描述

8.If you want money,I have no;if you want life,I have one!

要钱没有，要命一条

9.I give you face you don``t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my　face

给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸

10.we two who and who？

咱俩谁跟谁阿