前臺小姐的超強英語

昨天來了個老外,進到辦公室,前臺小姐左看右看,大家都在打遊戲,只有自己比較清閑,就面帶微笑的:

前臺小姐:「hello?「

老外:「hi.」

前臺小姐:「you have what thing?「

老外:「can you speak english?「

前臺小姐:「if i not speak english, i am speaking what?「

老外:「can anybody else speak english? 「

前臺小姐:「you yourself look. all people are playing, no people have time, you can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go.「

老外:「good heavens. anybody here can speak english?「

前臺小姐:「 shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing.「

老外:「i want to speak to your manager.「

前臺小姐:「head not zai.you tomorrow come

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